Welcome to The Pond Republic.

Our Story (A Cry for Help)

We wanted to connect with nature. Nature, it turns out, is incredibly loud and poops everywhere. The Pond Republic was founded on the naive belief that humans could tame waterfowl.

Today, the ducks make the rules. We provide the highest quality, spring-fed, organic environments imaginable, and in return, they aggressively honk at us when we are three minutes late with their morning peas. Buy our eggs so we can afford to keep them in the lifestyle they've grown accustomed to.